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Barstool-Chicago Launch Party, Bears vs Packers, Today Is The Day

Pop quiz hotshot. This pictures is

A) My dog’s crate

B) Whitesoxdave’s crate that we will make him stay in for the duration of the party tonight at State

C) Both

Tonight’s the night ladies and gentleman. Packers vs Bears. Barstool Launch Party. Lunar Eclipse. Whitesoxdave sitting in my dog’s crate for 6+ hours.

If you’re coming with a bunch of people make sure you get there early to secure a table. Talked to the manager last night and its looking like we’ll have a completely packed house so it should be an absolute shitshow. Don’t be the guy who stays home and suffers from FOMO. Show up, root for the Bears (or Packers if you’re a mouthbreather) and celebrate the Launch of Barstool-Chicago.

State is at 935 W. Webster in Lincoln Park. 2 blocks from the Fullerton Red Line. 2 Blocks from the Armitage Brown line and there are a million cabs in the area.

PS
If you don’t think I’m making Whitesoxdave eat the entire ingredients of a cake like Frank Reynolds during Chardee MacDennis then you are outside of your brain.

By Big Cat posted September 13th, 2012 at 11:30 AM

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by snailtrail291 on September 13, 2012 at 11:42 am

95% of the people who will be there tonight will have no fucking clue what barstool sports is.
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by urlacherchi on September 13, 2012 at 11:43 am

Big Cat, do you read books? What the fuck are those things behind your dog's crate?
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by 4guys1barstool on September 13, 2012 at 11:43 am

Speed reference-- LOVE IT! Whitesuxdave couldn't fit his fat d3 ass in that cage
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by RTBIGD on September 13, 2012 at 12:06 pm

I hope to wake up tomorrow and see a video on worldstarhiphop of Neil getting knocked out at this party
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by whitesoxdave on September 13, 2012 at 12:18 pm

If you think I won't enjoy every second of eating the entire ingredients of a cake like Frank Reynolds during Chardee MacDennis then you are outside of your brain.
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by JohnElwaysTeeth on September 13, 2012 at 12:28 pm

So Big Cat, are you officially Neil's boss now? Have you seized the reigns of BSC?
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by urlacherchi on September 13, 2012 at 1:24 pm

Goddy, will I see you there fat boy?
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by vp on September 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm

The place will packed tonight DESPITE the fact that Barstool Chicago will be there.
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by strokes87 on September 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

legacy of ashes by tim weiner. great read.
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by gus watab on September 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Big Cat's out of his cage!!
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by billman on September 13, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Sounds like snail trail isn't allowed out of the house :( See you bitches tonight
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by Wayne Jetski on September 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm

Neil isn't get a blowjob tonight from urlacherchi
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by goddy77 on September 13, 2012 at 6:01 pm

Whitesoxdave, If you and Big Cat dont have Chemo stuffed in this cage the entire night then both of you are fuckin nuts. Flip the scrip big boy.
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by goddy77 on September 13, 2012 at 7:31 pm

Urlacherchi, nah bro. Im in West Virginia. I'd get into a few super colds with you tho if i was. This is all in fun man. Im expecting details tho.
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