Pop quiz hotshot. This pictures is
A) My dog’s crate
B) Whitesoxdave’s crate that we will make him stay in for the duration of the party tonight at State
Tonight’s the night ladies and gentleman. Packers vs Bears. Barstool Launch Party. Lunar Eclipse. Whitesoxdave sitting in my dog’s crate for 6+ hours.
If you’re coming with a bunch of people make sure you get there early to secure a table. Talked to the manager last night and its looking like we’ll have a completely packed house so it should be an absolute shitshow. Don’t be the guy who stays home and suffers from FOMO. Show up, root for the Bears (or Packers if you’re a mouthbreather) and celebrate the Launch of Barstool-Chicago.
State is at 935 W. Webster in Lincoln Park. 2 blocks from the Fullerton Red Line. 2 Blocks from the Armitage Brown line and there are a million cabs in the area.
If you don’t think I’m making Whitesoxdave eat the entire ingredients of a cake like Frank Reynolds during Chardee MacDennis then you are outside of your brain.