I’m already anticipating getting completely shit on for this blog so I’ll make this one short and sweet. Again, it was slim pickens in the comment section of Barstool Chicago this week. I don’t know why, but all the funny comments have been reserved for the other sites on the network for whatever reason. With that said, here’s a few that I found that made me audibly laugh, so they made the cut.
Blog: Worst People to Sit Next to at a Sporting Event
Commenter: gobtrotter “guy dressed up like a burrito, next to a guy dressed as pizza.”
Big Cat touched on the worst people to sit next to at a sporting event in this blog. I’d rather have to deal with each type of person he described in his blog 10 times out of 10 than sit next to anyone remotely similar to what him and Pres did at the B1G Tournament. It was completely unbecoming. I’m sure if Big Cat tried to pull that at Camp Randall or Prez the Big House back in the day, someone would have turned them into a Terry Schiavo mashed potato brains. REVOLTING.
Blog: Caption Contest
“was gonna say i thought that was KFC, but i enhanced the image and both of his eyes are looking in the same direction”
“The only two people more unathletic looking than these two Ive ever seen in the same picture were KFC and the lady with the walker”
Thank God for KFC this week. This Caption Contest could have been one large collection of “rip on whitesoxdave” comments, but thanks in large part to his appearance and his performance at the “Barstool Combine” or whatever they called it, all of the attention was directed at him in this blog, instead of me and my “gunt”.
Commenter: jimmy franchise
“If shes fat then I guess I love fat chicks. This of course would not be a surprise to my wife, or to any of my friends who have seen my wife.”
Nothing makes me laugh harder than when you guys rag on your miserable marriages. Ha! Suckers! Should have listened to Cosmo Kramer himself: “They’re prisons! Man-made prisons. You’re doing time! You get up in the morning, she’s there. You go to sleep at night, she’s there. It’s like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. (pleading voice) “Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?” That’s what you idiots get for surrendering to evil societal norms. Fat wives.
Comment of the week: Has Bubba Watson ever lifted a weight in his life
breakingnews : @Bigcat, You have matching legs.