Digital Journal - A frequent flier is speaking out about an incident in which a TSA agent allegedly slapped his testicles as punishment for opting out of the naked body scanner at a Nevada airport. ”A bulky young TSA agent came over to pat me down,” he told the Huffington Post. “He told me to turn around. He was using his command voice, barking orders. I told him that I wasn’t comfortable turning away from my luggage, which had already been screened, and wanted to keep it in my sight. According to deForest, the screener knelt down to begin the pat-down procedure before making a shocking move. ”As he raised his hands he was looking at me. Then he gave a quick flick and smacked me in one of my testicles,” deForest said. The episode left deForest in a state of “humiliation, rage, and frustration,” according to the report.
DeForest believes the agent slapped his gentials as punishment for refusing to enter the backscatter x-ray machine. “I was deliberately assaulted by someone who knew that he could get away with it,” he stated. I asked [the screener] if he was looking forward to conducting the full-on pat-downs. “Nobody’s going to do it,” he said, “once they find out what we’re going to do.” In other words, people, when faced with a choice, will inevitably choose the [body scanner] over molestation? “That’s what we’re hoping for. We’re trying to get everyone into the machine.”
Hey listen, I hate getting sack tapped just as much as the next guy. There’s a real legit chance it’s the worst feeling in the world. Chicks always complain about giving birth but getting sack tapped is like giving birth to a suicide bomber who just clicked the detonate button on your ball sack. Just unbearable pain. But despite all that, this hippie needs to do everyone a favor and shut his fucking mouth. Humiliation, rage and frustration? Yeah no shit. You got sack tapped bro. That’s the whole point. You’d be slapping people in the nuts too if every activist that came through the airport felt compelled to whine, bitch and complain about the body scanner. Next time just man up, get blasted with some cancer rays for 10 seconds and be on your merry way. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger or whatever.