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For the first time in history, the shortest man and woman in the world have met. The shortest man, Chandra Bahadur Dangi, 72, is from a remote area of Nepal and stands 21.5 inches tall. Eighteen-year-old Jyoti Amge hails from Nagpur, India and measures just under 25 inches tall. To provide scale, a record book (12 inches in length) was placed between Chandra and Jyoti for one of the photos. “It was an extraordinary moment,” says Marco Frigatti, the official Guinness World Records Adjudicator, who also took part in the photo shoot. “They’re both such incredible individuals, and the atmosphere was magical.”

How bummed do you think this shortest man in the world was to finally meet a woman just like him and when she shows up he’s still 4 inches shorter than her? Dude was probably all excited to finally look a chick in the eyes for once and all he gets is my girl Jyoti Amge towering over him with her knuckle tits all up in his face. God that’s gotta be deflating. Nothing left to do at that point but sigh and pull out the ol’ tripod trick one more time.

Anyway, it’s pretty hysterical how rock hard and ready the Guinness Book of world records people get over shit like this. Like most guys, all they need is an internet connection and 3 minutes with the shades drawn to get off. But you get Gunness adjudicator Marco Frigatti in a room with the world’s two shortest people and he gets so randy he starts cumming like a fire hydrant. Guy could not sound more excited about meeting two freaks shows and sharing this “extraordinary moment with incredible individuals” if he tried. Hey newsflash Marco these aren’t incredible individuals, they’re midgets, dwarfs, short people, etc… You only think they’re incredible because they set a world record but to the rest of the world they’re just something to laugh at when they try to get on and off seats on the train.