Is that a real or photoshopped cig? honestly can’t tell
The fact that he is a professional football player cracks me up every time. Literally just looks like some dude you would hang with a the bar
he looks like a washed up version of karl from die hard
Cutty owning life. Boss mode
I want to hate him so badly but I can’t….just doing the damn thing.
Dude is fucking winning at life. The flow and the dime
That is a massive lampshade behind him.
Kristin likes him because he’s got a massive clock
Cutler killin it per usual. The bears, or any team from a numbers standpoint has a 3% chance of winning it all year in and year and Kid Cutty realizes that thoroughly. All the way to the bank.
he then got a cramp in his thumb and pulled out of the costume party. Only to return in 5 minutes and ride a stationary bike outside of the party.
Cutty? Is that a thing now?
It’s safe to say that he gives 0 fucks.
jay cutler with a cigarette limping out of his mouth is literally the only way to make zumba pants look better than they do on gronk… fact
@hungry, stats wise i’m comfortable taking the jets’, cards’, bills’, raiders’, browns’, titans’, jaguars’, and chiefs’ 3% and redistributing it appropriately
judge Jeanine needs me inside her so bad.
If you don’t recognize those pants then don’t comment on them. I would mouth fuck that whore quicker than you can say… Done!
i bet they have weird sex. this night it’s even weirder than usual.
Slow down there big
Slow down there big yabs, calling her a dime is like being proud that you bought an Audi.
There really needs to be an exclusive pictorial of Cavallari for BSS provided by Cutler.
@slutnuts appreciate the grammar, but that apostrophe-comma combo almost gave me an epileptic seizure
Kristin, do you even eat, bro? Your head is bigger than the rest of your body. With that said the answer is obviously yes, and twice on Sunday, 10 seconds total.
Wow. How many worn out, douche-bag catch phrases can be used in one comment section:
“Do you even ____ bro?”
“Twice on Sunday”
“0 fucks given”
“Doin the damn thing”
“Like a boss”
Pretty impressive actually. Lets try a little harder to sound like Barstool writers
@markgormley Also, NONE and I mean NONE of those phrases originated on Barstool.
Trying to figure out why I said “Also,”
Jay is the biggest cocksmoke in NFL history. Bears training camp is in my hometown of Bourbonnais and I’ve personally watched him turn down a handicapped kid in a wheelchair for a simple autograph while working security. Blew my fucking mind.
I don’t think I’m in the minority when I say I used to HATE Cutler. The shit-talking, getting hurt during the playoffs and total asshole attitude in general made me think he was douche. But the fact that he’s a die-hard Stoolie outweighs any ill-will towards him. Viva La Stool, Viva El Cutler!
@haley As an Eagles fan I find it hard to believe I like him now but you’re right, being a stoolie makes him the man. He’s probably reading this now. Hi Jay.
Who said anything about them originating here? I know they didnt. It just gets exhausting reading them over and over in the blogs/comments. I’m not trying to be the comment police, say whatever you want, but at least TRY to think of some original stuff.
2 shots of Cutty and a tall boy
Sam says – don’t know him on a personal like you are claiming. But thinking maybe she likes him because he conquered life and is a millionaire. Just a thought.
hey jay, how does steven colletti’s dick taste?
Bigcat is bad at blogging, Jmac is blogging circles around you
Kristen has got to be 4’10 and weigh 75 pounds.
He’s sort of the S. Malkmus of the NFL.
hot pink air max ’95s kind of ruin the “80s” theme here
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