Fort Pierce - A Fort Pierce husband and wife were arrested Monday after officers say they kept their two children in a “foul” home that was covered with trash, rotting food, dirty clothes and bugs. Police, following up on an investigation by the Department of Children and Families, responded to the home on 721 South 24th Street after smelling a strange odor coming from inside. Responding officers said the front lawn of Robin and Ronald Teller’s home was overgrown and covered with trash bags, children’s toys, dirty clothes and cups filled with an unknown liquid. Officers also discovered a large knife with an eight-inch blade sitting in the grass, according to an arrest report.
Ronald told police he works five days a week for St. Lucie County. While he admitted his house was unsafe for children, he said he blames his wife for its current condition because when he tries to clean it, she gets angry at him. Robin told officers she works at the county courthouse as a cleaner, and that she tries to clean the house every day, but it is hard and overwhelming for her, the report states.
How great is Ronald Teller’s response to the police coming in and arresting him in front of his family? No hesitation just blames it all on his wife and the fact that he works 5 days a week. Couldn’t be more right too. Guy puts in his 40 hours a week and what does he come home to? A lazy wife, a dirty house, half-eaten donuts and a warrant for his arrest. Raw fucking deal dude.
You know what Ron Teller needs? One of those Latina maid services where the chick comes over and swiffers for like 5 minutes and then you get to bang her out and get blown in the living room for like an hour. Someone like this chick:
Nothing like a little jealousy to teach the old lady a thing or two about cleaning up around the house.
PS – I think that maid chick in the picture above is a top 5 all-time Pornhub jam. When he’s asking her to say dirty things in Spanish but she doesn’t understand because he’s asking her in English? Fucking amazing.
Update: Link after the jump