Chicago Tribune – The ex-wife of Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade will be getting another lawyer to represent her in a protracted divorce and child-custody battle with the NBA star. A Chicago judge ruled Monday that a lawyer for Siohvaughn Funches-Wade can quit. Attorney Michael Haber filed a motion last week saying his relationship with Funches-Wade had reached a point where he can no longer represent her. Cook County Circuit Judge Marya Nega ruled for Haber despite Funches-Wade’s claim it would be expensive for her to hire another lawyer. However, when the judge asked if she was prepared to find her 13th attorney, she replied, “Yes.”
Whose more out of their mind, the batshit crazy chick who has 12 money-grubbing lawyers quit on her or the guy who tries to break the trend and accepts to be the 13th? Because you have to be high off your ass on PCP to even think of representing this slut. Lawyers will represent absolutely anybody if they think it can get them more penthouse views and nights out with cocaine and hookers and these guys took one look at this chick and ran out the door like it was the last day of school. Like if there’s one person I’d represent every time if I were an attorney it’d be some wealthy bitch in a custody battle. Especially if her husband travels the world nailing actresses and playing basketball. The case is a goddamn lay-up and at this rate there’s literally going to be nobody left in the entire city to represent this chick.
It probably didn’t help that she kidnapped her own children.