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12th Lawyer In D-Wade Custody Case Quits

Chicago Tribune – The ex-wife of Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade will be getting another lawyer to represent her in a protracted divorce and child-custody battle with the NBA star. A Chicago judge ruled Monday that a lawyer for Siohvaughn Funches-Wade can quit. Attorney Michael Haber filed a motion last week saying his relationship with Funches-Wade had reached a point where he can no longer represent her. Cook County Circuit Judge Marya Nega ruled for Haber despite Funches-Wade’s claim it would be expensive for her to hire another lawyer. However, when the judge asked if she was prepared to find her 13th attorney, she replied, “Yes.”

Whose more out of their mind, the batshit crazy chick who has 12 money-grubbing lawyers quit on her or the guy who tries to break the trend and accepts to be the 13th? Because you have to be high off your ass on PCP to even think of representing this slut. Lawyers will represent absolutely anybody if they think it can get them more penthouse views and nights out with cocaine and hookers and these guys took one look at this chick and ran out the door like it was the last day of school. Like if there’s one person I’d represent every time if I were an attorney it’d be some wealthy bitch in a custody battle. Especially if her husband travels the world nailing actresses and playing basketball. The case is a goddamn lay-up and at this rate there’s literally going to be nobody left in the entire city to represent this chick.

It probably didn’t help that she kidnapped her own children.

By neil posted July 17th, 2012 at 11:40 AM

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by chitownbulls on July 17, 2012 at 12:13 pm
so many jealous haters. neil i gotta say i've laughed multiple times from your blogs. They're really starting to come together. fuck these haters, this is like when all the poor people got pissed at the 1% because they wished they had money too. All these shmucks just wish they could write for barstool, since they can't they hate. pathetic losers.
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by ercaderka on July 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm
agree with chitownbulls. all the east coast fags need to STFU
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by josephpmama on July 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm
White people with at least a claim of some sort of Irish heritage = Siobhan Mud people and their creative spelling = Siohvaughn
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by fuckyoueastcoast on July 17, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Better... but that's not saying much.
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by kots on July 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm
This chick needs Adam Reposa. HE is a LAWYER!
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by alkappy on July 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Better call Saul.
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by sjoyce54 on July 17, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Whose more out of thier mind???? Seriously, you guys misspell shit just to mess with us, right??
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by seth2021 on July 17, 2012 at 12:53 pm
and her first name is...? dumb nigs, go figure.
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by yahmobthere on July 17, 2012 at 12:53 pm
I WISH YOU WOULD QUIT ON LIFE, LET ALONE BARSTOOL
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by childish on July 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm
I hope someone kidnaps you
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by jn10 on July 17, 2012 at 1:27 pm
aaaaaand again writing like Pres... "Like if there’s one person I’d represent every time if I were an attorney it’d be some wealthy bitch in a custody battle."
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by chitownbulls on July 17, 2012 at 1:33 pm
rexisfat = faggot from northeast
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by kingofclowns on July 17, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Kinda looks like Jemelle Hill...off-camera
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by pdatruth on July 17, 2012 at 2:24 pm
d-
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by chitownbulls on July 17, 2012 at 2:53 pm
@snaitrail291 i've been reading barstool since the day it started faggot. nice try tho.
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by snailtrail291 on July 17, 2012 at 3:45 pm
@chitownbulls dude you have been reading Barstool Sports for two fucking days get outta here with your cock sucking nonsense.
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by rexisfat on July 17, 2012 at 4:59 pm
Hey Neil, any chance you may be contemplating suicide anytime soon?
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by meriweathershelmet on July 17, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Jn10, you realize that all Barstool writers use the same exact lingo, right?
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by rexisfat on July 17, 2012 at 6:12 pm
chitownbulls = Neil's fatherercaderka = Neil's mother
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by rexisfat on July 17, 2012 at 8:20 pm
chitown, solid stuff right there. You're a damn genius, Gump!
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by Avon_Barksdale on July 17, 2012 at 9:15 pm
Let the east coast homos keep hatin. Most are philly chumps with an inferiority complex that mo is no longer the low man on the totem pole and the rest are the illiterate fools from mass (plus whatever dumbass states include themselves in the region of "new england" to convince everyone they live in a city)
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