Schefter Really Appreciated Those Courtside Seats Last Night

Fucking Schefter. Courtside seats. Awesome Dunks. Pretty chicks to you’re left. Asians cumming themselves in your earhole and all you care about is your stupid blackberry. Grow up bro, you’re not that important.

PS

If those aren’t midget legs then I don’t know midget legs, and guess what guys, I do know midget legs.

LET. ME. MEASURE. YOU!