Police release Texas Gov. Rick Perry‘s official mugshot. Perry turned himself in at an Austin jail. He was indicted on two felony charges related to abuse of power. He was photographed, fingerprinted and said, “I want to enter this courthouse with my head held high.”
If that smile doesn’t say “I’m not only getting off these charges but your wife is going to finger herself to how awesome I look when she takes a bath tonight” I don’t know what does. It’s almost like he wanted to get caught just so he could submit the cockiest mugshot of all time. Do you Rick.
Felony? K, let’s get some ice cream to celebrate.
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