Rep. Trey Gowdy Is An Absolute Wild Card In The Haircut Department
In case you haven’t heard, big hearings happening today in Washington and I’m finding them problematic. I’m sure Riggs will explain it all to you but I would be remiss if I didn’t bring this to your attention.
Trey Gowdy had some big moments this morning. Here’s one about asking if journalists can be prosecuted for reporting on classified information.
“Oh cool. Explain this to us, Chaps, you non-reading fuck.”
That’s not what I’m gonna do here. I am gonna string together some mind-bottling haircuts that Trey Gowdy has had. More like Trey Gaudy if you ask me.
Pretty good! Nice glasses, Trey. Stylish AF.
Ok. Not the best. Kinda looks like a mop that has been used a few times at Burger King. (shoutout to me for working at burger kind when I was 17). I never came on the buns.
There we go! Got number 2 under control. Not great, but not bad.
Looks a little too much like a Malfoy in my opinion but it’s trendy. I’ll give him that.
He looks like a real boy in a man’s suit.
Relax, mom. I’ll be home in time for supper.
Cease and desist! – Tex
Now we are cookin!
Just an amazing display of hair versatility. I’ve had basically the same haircut since 2003. The only difference is my beard, which is good despite what the haters and losers are saying. I will keep you informed should Trey display any more dynamic haircuts.