Rep. Trey Gowdy Is An Absolute Wild Card In The Haircut Department

In case you haven’t heard, big hearings happening today in Washington and I’m finding them problematic. I’m sure Riggs will explain it all to you but I would be remiss if I didn’t bring this to your attention.

Trey Gowdy had some big moments this morning. Here’s one about asking if journalists can be prosecuted for reporting on classified information.

“Oh cool. Explain this to us, Chaps, you non-reading fuck.”

That’s not what I’m gonna do here. I am gonna string together some mind-bottling haircuts that Trey Gowdy has had. More like Trey Gaudy if you ask me.

Number 1: landscape-1445544703-fashionweek

Pretty good! Nice glasses, Trey. Stylish AF.

Number 2: gowdy_dangerous

Ok. Not the best. Kinda looks like a mop that has been used a few times at Burger King. (shoutout to me for working at burger kind when I was 17). I never came on the buns.

Number 3: CR79hyjUkAAyGEv

There we go! Got number 2 under control. Not great, but not bad.

Number 4: Screen Shot 2016-11-04 at 12.44.14 PM

Looks a little too much like a Malfoy in my opinion but it’s trendy. I’ll give him that.

Number 5: trey-gowdy-angry

He looks like a real boy in a man’s suit.

Number 6: copilot-entertainment-201503-1425924946370_trey-gowdy-hair-08

Relax, mom. I’ll be home in time for supper.

Number 7: gowdy_surfs_up

Cease and desist! – Tex

Number 8: Rep. Trey Gowdy

Now we are cookin!

Just an amazing display of hair versatility. I’ve had basically the same haircut since 2003. The only difference is my beard, which is good despite what the haters and losers are saying. I will keep you informed should Trey display any more dynamic haircuts.

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