(Source) A MAN with 10ST TESTICLES is unhappy after their removal – as the operation left him with a tiny penis. Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.
The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles – which weighed more than a BABY HIPPO. But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an INCH long.
Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed – but it’s not as simple as that. “I do feel a great sense of comfort that the weight is no longer between my legs. It got to the point that it was a danger to my health. “But when I look down at what’s here now it’s not the same as what it was. It’s totally different. “My natural look prior to the growth is not what came out of surgery. What came out of surgery is a nub an inch long and it doesn’t get any larger. “I’m grateful to have been pulled out of the fire, I was getting burned, but now I’m dealing with the first degree burns. I’m still disfigured. “I can’t even think about getting into a relationship. It would take someone very patient or very insane to want to have me in their life.” Wesley, from Las Vegas, started suffering from the embarrassing deformity after he squashed his privates while asleep in June 2008. He went to the doctor and was prescribed antibiotics to reduce the swelling – but his testicles continued to grow. Over time, they became so huge he was unable to wear trousers and was forced to stay indoors to avoid being stared at.
How about the balls on this guy huh? Bro, you just had 100 pound testicles. You were wearing hoodies exclusively for your ball sac. You couldn’t go anywhere and your life sucked, and you’re actually complaining about a small dick? Are you serious right now? Is this really something that is happening? This is like when you offer to buy a homeless person a coffee and they then complain that you didn’t also get them a muffin. Like you realize you had 100 pounds of testicles a second ago right? That you were never getting a date to begin with. Don’t sit here and tell me you’re so depressed because no one will love your miniature penis. That you were some hot piece of ass before this surgery. You were a circus freak. Now you’re just an anomaly, a black dude with a small dick. Have some perspective, put this picture on your refrigerator, look at it every day to remind yourself what the alternative is and shut the fuck up.
You had a milk crate exclusively for your testicles. That happened
The fact that this all happened after he accidentally hit his balls while sleeping is easily the scariest thing I have ever heard.
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