UConn Professor Sends Out Class-Wide Email And Whoops. There’s A Descriptive Porno Link In The Email Too

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I know Kmarko just blogged this five minutes ago but I need to say something and since we both had it in the cue written up at the same time, I’m gonna post this blog anyway.

Ah, the ole posted the wrong link gaff. I’ve seen it a thousand times. One minute you’re just ensuring that your students have the correct reading assignment but just a few moments before you were beating the ever loving dog shit outta your dick in your office. And why wouldn’t you? It’s your office and your penis. Fair game.

There’s something strange about beating off though, right? Everyone knows that everyone does it. I know my co-workers beat off. That’s fine. I know my grandpa did as well. That’s not weird. It’s natural. Everyone needs to get the poison out. It only becomes strange when I know what you were beating off to. I guess beating off is like making a hot dog. I know you need some ingredients to get the product done; just don’t tell me what those ingredients are. I don’t care that this professor enjoys masturbation. Why wouldn’t he? I love hotdogs, too. It’s just a touch more uncomfortable when I know the professor is making his hotdog to 18-year-old Morgan who apparently had her vagina spread wide the fucc open. I feel weird. I dunno why but I do.

“Hey Chaps. Mind giving us an update on the professor? Kind of worried that people will find out about this. Jobs in higher education aren’t easy to come by, my good bitch.”

Dont worry. He corrected the email and let us know that it was a bad link. Now no one will believe that he was actually looking at young Morgan and her aforementioned spread wide vagina.

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h/t jake

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