Phil Simms Gets Outsmarted By A Cup Of Tea, Is The Perfect Phil Simms Moment

See this is why the people in Denver petitioning against Phil Simms are wrong. You don’t stop Phil Simms, you don’t kick him off air, you wait until he kills himself doing something incredibly dumb, because a man who gets outsmarted by a tea bag is a man that is not long for this earth. You think THAT guy has a secret hatred for your team? You think Phil Simms could actually hold a vendetta? He can barely navigate drinking a cup of earl gray. That’s not a guy you hate. That’s a guy you feel bad for and make sure there are no sharp objects within his reach. Nothing more, nothing less.