Over/Under On The Amount Of Times This Fella Pissed His Pants Is Set At +2.5: Place Your Bets

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A Florida man was pulled over for drunk driving before he urinated in his pants, police said, not just once, but twice.

Robbie Charles Watson, 55, was driving the wrong direction in the southbound lanes of State Road 25 in Alachua, according to the Independent Florida Alligator.

Tale as old as time here. Once the seal is broken, the floodgates are free and clear. There’s a reason why when I’m out at a bar that I wait until I absolutely can’t anymore to piss that first time. Because once you do, it’s every 10 minutes for the rest of the night. Ole Robbie Watson here experienced that while in custody for a DUI. Unfortunate. I don’t blame him one bit for being a serial pants urinator. I’d do the same thing if I was in his partial wet shoes.

Once you piss yourself that first time, you have the green light for the rest of the night. It’s like the first time when Big Cat did Piss Dawgs. After you’re already known as the guy who pissed himself, you have nothing to fear. It’s freeing really. The reputation of the guy who constantly pisses himself isn’t all that different from the guy who pissed himself once. Once you break the barrier, you’re good for life.

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So if you piss yourself once in front of the cops, your pals, your spouse, just let loose for the rest of the night. You’ve earned it. Your britches are covered in piss already so there’s no reason at all to get uncomfortable. That’s a free tip on a Friday.

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