Ohio Man Castrated By Hooker After He Only Had 13 Dollars For Sex
MONTGOMERY COUNTY — A man was castrated by a woman when he only had $13 to pay for sex. According to a Montgomery Count Sheriff’s Office Report, the victim was taken to Good Samaritan hospital early Monday with stab wounds to the scrotum. The victim told deputies he was driving on North Main Street when a woman asked him for a ride. He said yes, but that he would have to first stop at his house on Carter Avenue.
The victim said the two went to the basement, and the woman asked if he wanted to make it a “date.” The victim said he only had $13, and the woman then pulled out a pocket knife and ordered him to drop his shorts. He said the woman then started stabbing him. Once the woman left, the victim said he crawled upstairs to wake his sister to take him to the hospital. Hospital staff said the injury was serious, but not considered life-threatening.
There are two types of people in this world. Cash guys and idiots. Idiots say things like “why would I ever carry cash, I have a credit card, who cares”. Whereas cash guys understand that the world is not that simple. That sometimes you pick up a hooker and bring her back to your house for a date only to realize you have no cash or next to no cash (13 dollars doesn’t count as real cash) and next thing you know you just got your balls cut off by a rusty swiss army knife and your sister is driving your ball-less body to the hospital. You will never see me with less than 40 dollars in cash. It’s called being prepared for any situation. If you’re a non cash guy I don’t understand how you function and to be honest, I sort of expect you to eventually get in a situation where your dick gets chopped off. Cash is king. Cash for life.