NFL Monday Morning Rewind
I guess these guys just live in Times Square now?
Monday Morning Rewind. I used to do this with my old blog. Dusting it off to see if it still works. See anything good during an NFL Sunday? Email it to me at chicagotips@barstoolsports.com or tweet it at me @BarstoolBigCat
Here we go….
Falcons 17, Saints 23 –
“Sean Payton and the Saints are officially back!” -every sports writer across America.
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“Underboob lady is officially back!” – every smut blogger across America.
Yesterday
3 Years Ago
Patriots 23, Bills 21
The Bills almost circled the wagon, then they remembered that they’re the Bills and Buffalo can never have nice things.
Also, Brandon Spikes with maybe the best sweatshirt of all time.
Bengals 21, Bears 24
AJ Green, second fastest player on the field yesterday.
Dolphins 23, Browns 10
Browns in midseason form. Bad losses, a million interceptions and drunk fans sleeping in bushes.
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Vikings 24, Lions 34
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When you’re 15 yards behind a play that is about to be over why shouldn’t you take out someone’s knees from behind? It’s called playing through the whistle guys, it’s not the dirtiest play ever, it’s just being tough.
Raiders 17, Colts 21
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The Colts won but the real story is that Terrelle Pryor is sort of good at football again. Probably should get a tattoo commemorating this fact. Also, he murdered a 90 year old.
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Titans 16, Steelers 9
The 2013 Steelers summed up in one picture. Reading books and atrocious comb overs. Have fun this year Pittsburgh!
Buccaneers 17, Jets 18
Unique plays lose football games, fact.
Seahawks 12, Panthers 7
I guess Superman isn’t very good at winning football games.
Chiefs 28, Jaguars 2
“Wait we suck? How is that possible?” -Jaguars fan that just woke up from a 6 year nap.
GTA
Cardinals 24, Rams 27
Carson Palmer, not that bad. Not good, but not that bad, which is better than John Skelton/Ryan Lindley/Kevin Kolb
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St Louis – where Jorts are always in season.
PS
I’m 90% sure that is pres.
Packers 28, Niners 34
Clay Matthews hit Kaepernick when he was about 100 yards out of bounds.
Giants 31, Cowboys 36
Eli…
