This guy is so fucking lucky
You know when you’re eating a sandwich and you have that last bite and you accidentally eat the meat right out of the bread. So now you’re sitting there with two soggy pieces of crust and nothing else? That’s where we’re at with the NFL season right now. We have soggy crust. To the games…
Patriots 16, Broncos 26
Nothing says Game on like a Bronco face carved out of cheese, let’s roll.
Bad news for the Patriots Aqib Talib went out of the game early after getting trucked by Wes Welker
Which resulted in a carving of the New England Secondary
Which led to Sad Brady being Sad.
And our good friend Rick chimed in.
He is literally the worst.
But the real loser yesterday was the Bronco who was not allowed to drum. Can a horse live?
And the game came down to one play, Colin Kaepernick throwing it at Richard Sherman with a pass that needed to be either back shoulder or to the pylon and ended up being neither.
Pam Oliver needs a nap, for about ten thousand years.
Darren Rovell needs to jump off a bridge…
Super Bowl nickname if teams from 2 states that have legalized recreational marijuana play: THE BOWL BOWL
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) January 20, 2014
And dad, even in defeat, just doing his job.