New App Called AirPnP Tells You Where The Closest Bathroom When In Public

(Source) It’s carnival time, and you just want to go with the flow. Well now you can – in every sense of the word – thanks to the makers of a new app. Visitors to this year’s New Orleans Mardi Gras will be able to find the nearest spot to pee when they visit AirPnP. With a slogan of ‘we take care of lavatory logistics so you don’t have to’, the mobile guide lists bathrooms on the city’s parade route on Fat Tuesday. Imitating the name of the world-famous AirBnB accommodation travel site, AirPnP works in the same way.

Not only can those in need look up a map of nearby bathrooms, those who want to rent out their facilities can advertise on the site. Co-founder Max Gaudin told WWL: ’You can just whip out the iPhone or Android or any other phone and basically find the closest place to pee.’ Users can either pay through the app or in cash and are able to review the quality of their bathroom experience for others.

Now I don’t want to come across as some big time tough guy here but I have to give my gut reaction to this app because otherwise I would be lying to all of you. For a girl, this works. For a guy, this is without a doubt the most useless app I have ever seen in my life. If you give me the choice between peeing inside or outside I will choose peeing outside 100 times out of 100 times. It’s what men were breed to do. We’re like dogs. I pee in a toilet because society makes me pee in a toilet. If I had it my way I would walk outside for all of my pisses. Fuck sometimes when I’m coming home from somewhere I’ll pull my car into the my garage and pee in the alley knowing fully well I’m 50 feet from my bathroom. Does that make any sense whatsoever? No not really, but at the same time yes, yes it does.  Peeing outside is what makes us better than women. The ability to pee whenever/wherever we want. So fuck this app. I can’t live in a cage man. Take your prissy norms and proper etiquette and go fuck yourself. I’m peeing outside until the day I die.*

*10 fold if there is snow on the ground. Peeing in snow is one of the simplest pleasures of all time.