On 08/06/13 at 1:15 am SPD made a stop for a traffic violation in the area of Scottsdale and McCormick Roads. As the officer approached the vehicle he could smell marijuana emanating from within the car. A search of the driver’s area recovered marijuana that was impounded. The driver, identified as Michael Beasley, was booked pending charges for possession of marijuana and released.
Remember the old Charles Barkley commercial, “I am not a role model”…
Well unfortunately Michael, you are a role model. You’re my role model. Does that make me an ignorant boob, for having the first person in the history of the world who is literally addicted to weed as my role model? That’s besides the point. The point is you’ve let everyone who has ever eaten a single skittle hoping to some day make the NBA down. I’m not mad, I’m just really disappointed.
Is it just me or would Beasley’s hair look a lot better with a bucket hat on?
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