Jim Tomsula Walked Into A Door Yesterday And Cut His Face, Still Gave A Press Conference Because He's A Warrior

I somehow missed this yesterday but if this isn’t the most perfect Tomsula anecdote I don’t know what is. First he walks into a door like a cat with no whiskers or a dog with a cone on it’s head. Like you know when you see a labrador puppy that is going to be 100 pounds but is still growing. Huge ass paws and that puppy walk where he has no control over his body? That’s how I imagine Jim Tomsula every day. Bumping into random shit, tripping over things, can’t seem to ever find his balance because his paws are too damn big. Then he shows up, fights through the pain and gives a presser that I’m sure was awesome and by awesome I mean a bunch of mumbles and meat sweats. This man right here, this man is my hero. Jim Tomsula is somehow shaping up to be better than Harbaugh and he’s not even trying. Farts, walking accidents, and sweaty mustaches, that is what Jim Tomsula does and I can’t get enough of it.