Illinois Man Is First Ever Recorded Case Of A Person Being Sexually Around By Farts

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(Source) A British psychologist has recorded the case of so-called “eproctophilia” in a 22-year-old man from Illinois, America. The man, who has been given the pseudonym Brad, states that he is “not sexually attracted to flatulence per se, (but) the person releasing the flatulence”. Brad, who has a degree in fine arts, describes his first experience of eproctophilia – when he heard that a girl that he had a crush on in school had passed wind during a lesson. “This blew my mind,” he said. “Prior to that, I’d never really considered it. I knew by simple biology that girls farted, but hearing that the girl I had been fawning over was capable of such a thing sparked a strange interest in me.”

 He said that he engaged in his first act as a 16-year-old when he heard a male friend pass wind in front of him. He said: “It was rather appealing in sound and I found myself fixating on it. “At first, I didn’t want to admit I was into his farting, but eventually I decided to experiment. I set up a bet at some point and intentionally lost, with the wager being the right to fart in the loser’s face for a week. I continued to lose such bets once every few weeks for about two years.” He said he enjoys both the “sound and the smell” of flatulence. Professor Mark Griffiths, lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, wrote about the case in the journal Archives of Sexual Behaviour. “Eproctophiles are said to spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about farting and flatulence and have recurring intense sexual urges and fantasies involving farting and flatulence,” he noted. “The prevalence and incidence of eproctophilia is assumed to be negligible given that no previous case studies have ever been published. “Most people probably view flatulence as a disgusting behaviour yet eproctophiles do not.”

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This is one of those stories that you start to read expecting it to go one place and then it takes an abrupt turn and goes in a COMPLETELY different direction. Because I thought this story was about this “Brad” character getting his penis hard off some farts right up until he said he spent 2 years making losing bets with his friends so they would fart in his face. What the fuck? Who are these people? At what point in time do you not catch on to the fact that brad is literally jizzing himself every time you fart on him? Was that never strange to you? Ever heard of Todd Gack? Oh weird, Brad lost another bet, guess I have to go sit on his face again for the hundreth time this month. Seriously? That just happened over and over and over? Honestly don’t even care about this Brad guy anymore. Guy can only get a boner if someone is dropping ass, whatever, people have fetishes. The real story here are the friends. They’re the fucking weirdo freaks. Like I don’t want to sound rash here but if you are a person who has made repeated face farting bets in your life you probably need to go to jail and throw away the key.

 

 

 

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Real curious about Brad’s policy on queefs. Is that like when you stumble on preggo porn but you don’t stop watching?

 

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