How Is This Vladimir Putin’s Wife (Now Ex-Wife)?

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So news just broke about Putin divorcing his wife. Baller move. Divorce is so hot in the streets. Anyway, what I don’t understand is how I never knew Putin’s wife was just sort of average. Like I’m not going to sit here and say she’s a dog because I’m a dog, a mutt that lives in a cardboard box behind a dumpster and eats trash and worms and has fleas. But come on. You can’t expect us all to think you’re some Don Juan international man of mystery when you’re married to Doll #3 from those frumpy Russian Doll sets. These…

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I don’t know, I guess we can start clean now that he’s divorced but I feel sort of deceived here.
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Just don’t match up

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