Highlights From Last Night’s “Game Of The Century”
So here it is. After a year plus of having a rivalry we finally met face to face. A little surreal but this was the only way it could be done. We had to compete in something, anything, otherwise our rivalry meant nothing. And as I said this morning I give a ton of credit to Rovell for showing up. Showing up to a foreign gym like that deserves respect. Does this mean we’re friends? No. As you can see from the tape I didn’t pull any punches. There were no pleasantries exchanged. My job was to wipe the floor with him, Squash the Squid, and that’s exactly what I did. Now judging by his talent level in basketball I won’t say I’m proud of myself, but guess what, that was the job that needed to be done and I was the one who had to do it. For Barstool, for the Stoolies, and for myself. Letting up in a game like that is everything we hate about America. If I had to done that it would have been as good as a loss. Now on to the next one.
I think this officially puts Crowder on the clock.
The Northwestern #1 jersey was so Rovell it hurts.
I wish the video was longer but this was literally how it went. I think the game lasted a total of 5 minutes.