Hey Man, I’m Not A Doctor, But I Think That Hair Dye Is Giving You An Allergic Reaction


This is like in “Homer at the Bat” when Ken Griffey Jr. overdoses on Nerve Tonic and gets gigantism, only instead of a cartoon its some douchebro from Florida trying to frost his tips so his flow can pop out of his backwards visor while he rolls some molly at the underground rave.*



*I may have made up all the stuff about where this kid is from and what his end goal is but then again I sort of didn’t.


This is also basically every Friday’s contestant for “Milton Pimp My Look”.

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