Hey Bud, Might Want To Put Down The Nikon For A Second Because There’s A Bull Coming For Your Asshole At 10,000 Miles Per Hour

 

Rule 1 of being a tourist, keep your wallet in your front pocket so you don’t get pick pocketed. Rule 2, keep your head on a swivel at all times because you never know when a bull is going to come barreling down the street and butt fuck you into bolivian. Or you can just do what I do, and never ever leave your house under any circumstance, that works as well.

 

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