Almost bro. So fucking close, you were there, you were about to reach the ultimate. You had it in your grasp. Climbing up the side of a building between two walls for your girlfriend is literally the coolest thing a person can ever do. Unlimited blow jobs. Hero status. Now it looks like it’s a body cast and a year of learning how to walk again. Game of inches I guess.
I have zero problem saying that I was rooting for him to fall the ENTIRE time. Actually, that’s not true, I was rooting for him to get higher up the wall at first so the fall would be as painful as possible, and if that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.
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