Guy Creates GoPro Video Documenting His Day At The Office And Makes Everyone Want To Kill Themselves

The Style Of Video He’s Making Fun Of

Your Life

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Annnnd there’s your life folks. Copy machines, spreadsheets, and hiding in the bathroom to play a little Candy Crush so that you can steal some minutes from your boss. Absolutely perfect video. And yes I know, I can’t relate anymore because I’m currently sitting in my sweatpants in my living room, getting ready to watch the Cubs and make a few jokes on the internet, but there was a time I could sympathize and this guy absolutely nailed just about every portion of your terrible daily existence. His job may be different than yours, but the time killing strategies are the exact same.

Games on the toilet

Stupid fucking games with a pen like you’re a bored 7 year old in second grade (this essentially is what you are)

The Superman S’s. I’m the Monet of Superman S’s and 3D boxes, but so is everyone else.

Some shitty email your mom sent you that you’ll laugh at because you’re a soulless insane person trapped in a cage.

And the label maker. I used to make labels of absolutely nothing. Label everything in my office just for the fuck of it. Printing a label of a swear word or something funny is top 5 office moment in the world. Realizing you’re getting joy from a label maker is top 5 worst moments in the world.

So there it is folks. While someone out there is paragliding, drinking red bull and scaling a mountain you’re stuck in your cubicle hellhole dying a slow death. This guy just about summed it up, and for that, he’s an asshole.

PS

Not to rub it in here but not having that stupid fucking stapler remover in my life anymore is incredible. Nothing worse than stapling something wrong, just the most menial task imaginable, to staple multiple pieces of paper together, and you fucked it up so now you have to go find that little claw thing and remove the staple and do it all again. Insult to injury.