oh nicky nicky nick. you slay me
She could go against Helen Owen. Make it happen
i’ll be thinking of her next time i have sex with my gf
God bless her father.
love this broad
She’d look even bette with bruises and cuts. Let Lois use your makeup, or it will TEACH you how to behave
Really not impressed by these women. My fiancé does some part time modeling and is hotter than all of these stupid Instagram whores
@matthelper: pics or your a liar.
Hey @matthelper, link some pics to your girl, tough guy. Let’s see how stacks up to this girl.
@matthelper we all know you like you hairy balls. Troll somewhere else.
your = you’re. Sorry.
something something fart something something asshole something something bong hit
@matthelper is easily the biggest douchebag of all the BS commenters. And that’s saying a lot considering all the Patriots fans and all the asshats that spend all of their time trolling the Patriots fans. Btw, this chick is a dime.
Looks 100% OEM, no aftermarket parts from top to bottom. Love it! Those X’s are great targets-
I’m not going to post pics of my fiancé as that would easily trace our Identity back to us. I really don’t want a bunch of teenage/college frat bros yanking it to my fiancé and knowing who i am. Cool story tho Virgins.
@matthelper from a guy who doesn’t need to see your soft 6 of a whore, next time you’re having sex with her try not to think of all the frat guys who she begged to plug her holes in college. And try extra hard not to think of how unfaithful she is at every stage of your relationship.
when i read @matthelper’s comment i thought of this https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/napoleon.jpg
@faketeeth you sound like a pussy who never gets laid. Sorry you can’t pull women. You are missing out brah
Ain’t nothing wrong with that….hope she stays way from the plastic surgeon and the tattoo ‘artist.’
@matthelper tell me shitstain, what’s more likely, a frat bro banging out a soft 6, or a fuckboy who claims his whore is hotter than the one concerning the blog he clicked on to a bunch of anonymous strangers?
You just got exposed, your life sucks, no shit you don’t want to reveal yourself, it would be too great of comedic gold.
@faketeeth I’ve nailed a few 6s in my day. They can be a lot of fun. Even gone dumpster diving into the 4/5 territory. I only settle down with 9+s tho. I don’t need to lie to strangers – I simply come on here and tell the truth. Run along now child.
@matthelper let me tell the real reason you don’t want to identify your whore. It’s not losers who jack off to her, it’s 28 year old degenerates such as myself.
I play the long game. The looong game. I’m talking, I’ll find her interests, and work them like a fiddle. If she likes yoga, you can bet your ass I’m getting a Chilean friend to write a bogus yogi instructor degree that blows the credentials of whoever she’s taking classes from her out the water.
Il make sure to “adjust her” while the other significantly hotter girls in the class are left curious as to why I’m not adjusting them. But I’ve had my fair share of them.
I only have one goal in mind: you’re raising @faketeeths children, you pussy.
@faketeeth I hope this wasn’t intended to possess any comedic value. Came up short. Enjoy being a 28yr old failure who is jealous of others people’s women. I’m sure there is a Mr. Right out there for you. LOLOL pussy.
@matthelper no, you don’t get it. I’ll look you dead behind your soft eyes and tell you straight to your face. Your “finance” as you call her, is my bitch.
@matthelper = pole smoker Just come out of the closet.
@faketeeth slippin. I thought for a second you offered some entertainment but damnit I was wrong. Run along now boy
@matthelper you lost shut up.
@matthelper Why even click on these unimpressive women then? U sound like a tool. Quit talking about ur girl so much. Nobody is impressed by it. I think my girl is hot but I dont feel the need to constantly bring it up. This chick is smoking hot.
That is one hell of a woman and yes she has a nice ass.
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