Guess That Ass
That right there is the ass of Caleb Dokter as he breaks out the good ol’ fashion butt goal during Western Christian’s absolute annihilation over Missouri Valley in some high school soccer action. A 10-0 final in soccer has to be like, what? A 375-0 win in basketball? 10 zip is just a preposterous score for a soccer game. Especially when you have kids out there scoring some ass goals off of corner kicks.
I tried to take a look at the scoreboard as that ball was coming in from the corner and it looks like it was already at least 5 or 6-0 at this point. So it’s just insult to injury. The boys were buzzing and they were ready to just start clowning on folks out there. Sportsmanship be damned. Any time you have the opportunity to score with your tush off a set pay, you gotta take it. And if Missouri Valley didn’t want to get dunked on with a glute shot, maybe they should have prepared a little harder. Just saying.