For The First Time Ever I Don't Hate The Guy That Won The Powerball

Willie Seeley, one of 16 New Jersey public employees to win last week’s $488 million powerball jackpot, said he was “happy happy happy” about his new tax bracket during a press conference Tuesday. Seeley, who addressed his funky outfit by saying “this is my best outfit,” told the crowd he would still be watching NASCAR on Sunday and said he will be using the money to pay for his father’s cancer treatment… and maybe to buy a log cabin on multiple acres of land. What would you do with the money?

Fucking love this guy. If you ever wondered what it would be like if Lebowski had a child with Lawrence from Office Space and that kid grew into a full grown man and then won the lottery, well now you know. Willie Seeley, bucket hat nation, chill dude, millionaire. First time ever that I haven’t hated the lotto winner’s guts, because you know he’s moving straight to the beach and never wearing shoes again and sitting in a bar laughing and drinking tequila every day until the day he dies. Absolute gold.

Oh and no chance Willie doesn’t get to do 2 chicks at the same time now.