Dumps Like A Truck, Truck, Truck

Previously on Kim Kardashian is a fat piece of shit (Orca, Stay Puft)

You know the old saying, putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag*? Well yeah, I did that. An old can of soup in my apartment stuffed in a bag. Pretty close right?

*I initially said 5 pounds of shit in a 10 pound bag, why? Because I’m a functional illiterate.


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