Well that was certainly something. I think Dennis Rodman just brokered peace between America and North Korea. I mean he made it pretty clear, all Obama has to do is pick up the phone and give Kimmy a call. They both love basketball. Common interest. Boom. Friendship. So what if he is a dictator that imprisons hundreds of thousands of people, that’s not his fault, his dead father made him do that. So what if he starves his country to death, he likes BASKETBALL. And yeah he’s trying to create nuclear weapons to blow up the entire world, but guess what, he’s Dennis Rodman’s friend. That should mean something right? I mean Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the Oval Office, Kim Jong Un murders people, tomato tomahto.
All the credit to the world has to go to George Stephanopoulos for this interview. It has to be really difficult to talk to a person who has done so many drugs in his life that every word out of his mouth is gibberish in a Jamaican Accent.
Did people see the North Korean Rules to Basketball? They’re Outstanding.
“Chinese media report that North Korea has developed its own scoring system for the game: three points for a dunk, four points for a three pointer that doesn’t touch the rim, and eight points for a basket scored in the final three seconds. A missed free throw means minus-one point”.
They’ve basically made Rock and Jock basically the official National Sport. Why Dennis Rodman was invited and not Dan Cortese and Bill Bellamy is beyond me.
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