Do I think I was the best skater? No. Do I think I had the tightest routine? Probably not. Feitelberg can skate. Dave did what Dave does and made himself look tough, stroked his own ego. KFC showed up, and I took you on a journey of sounds, smells, and sights. I told a story of a young girl becoming a grown man. It was a metaphor for the colonies, the revolutionary war, and the superpower that is America. If you can’t see that then you didn’t watch what I did.
Also, my floor routine was top notch.
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