Well I think it’s pretty safe to say that this guy isn’t getting back together with his ex. Absolutely perfect Craigslist ad though. Brutally honest for the guys that don’t understand the road they’re about to go down. By far the best part was the Man Cave. Just a ploy that women use so that they always know where to find you. That sums up females perfectly. They have tricked us all into thinking a Man Cave is our last sanctuary. Our one safe place, when in reality we’re no different than a caged lion at the Zoo. Yeah there might be a fake log and some synthetic grass that makes it look like the Serenghetti/Our old bachelor pad, but in reality we’re just stuck in a cage, a cage we’ll die in, with zero cool things on the wall.
“My second wife hasn’t even been born yet”. So creepy, so perfect.
thanks to JD for the tip