Cleveland Probably Has Ebola, Which Makes Perfect Sense

(Source) The second confirmed Ebola patient in Dallas who has tested positive for the virus traveled by air from Cleveland to that city on a Frontier Airlines flight two days ago and may have been contagious at the time, according to CDC.

I feel like Ebola and Cleveland are peanut butter and jelly. You can have a peanut butter sandwich on it’s own but that makes you a weirdo. You want to put jelly on a piece of toast, k, what’s it like being an English pussy? But when you put them together, that’s when the magic happens. Ebola and Cleveland were meant for each other. And you knew this was coming. Anyone in Cleveland would tell you as much. You can’t have the Browns and the Cavs be good without God taking notice. Eco systems would be out of wack. The earth’s axis off tilt. Cleveland can never just have nice things, because the minute they do, that’s when they all get Ebola.

I actually agree with this guy.

And this guy. Take no chances, let that hyper dog loose guys.