Billy The Cub Punches Guy In Wrigleyville
I’m sure the general reaction to this will be that Billy the Cub is a psycho* but let me ask you this. If your entire claim to fame and livelihood was taken away by a pantsless Cub named Clark and then some drunk Bro took your mascot head off wouldn’t you starting throwing hooks too? If anything Billy the Cub was restrained. People have died for less.
*He’s still a psycho for being a man who dresses as a Bear for 5 dollar pictures outside of a baseball stadium.