Not the actual people but that’ s probably what they look like.
MAYVILLE | All is not fair in love and football. That’s what one Illinois man found out last night during the intense Packers/Bears game, that led him to use an electronic stun gun on his wife. John Grant, 42, of Tinley Park made his initial appearance today on the charge of use of an electric weapon. A 12:39 a.m. a Mayville Police officer responded to Dan’s King Pin, 31 N. Main St., to speak to a woman who reported that her husband had used a stun gun on her three times while at Sidelines Tap, 111 S. Main St.
The wife said that while the two were smoking cigarettes outside of Sidelines, Grant had used the stun gun twice on her butt and once on her thigh. Grant said that the two had made a bet on the game as she is a Packers fan and he a Bears fan that if the Packers lost, she would be shocked with the stun gun. In reviewing the woman’s text messages and cellphone video, the officer determined that the bet was true and that the wife did consent. If convicted, Grant faces up to $10,000 in fines and up to six years in prison.
Have a night John Grant. First the Bears basically fall backwards into a win with Rodgers breaking his collarbone then you get to stun gun your wife. Does it get any better? The answer is yes, it does, you could also be John Grant 42 year old man making stun gun bets with your wife at Sidelines Tap on a November Monday night in Wisconsin. Back in the high life again my friend.
Unrelated but needed to be said, Rob Ford’s tie from earlier, totally missed it, swag money. Not sure he even knows that the Oilers don’t exist anymore but who gives a fuck. Rob Ford does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, including smoking crack and wearing 15 year old ties.