Yoenis Cespedes Just Hit La Luna

Right out of Fenway. Who do you call when your windshield’s busted? 1-800-54-GIANT!

PS – Speaking of Giant Glass, you think Drink is just taking the rest of the year off? Come on, D. That one was never in doubt. I’m half watching the Sox just to watch you (not creepy) at this point, give me some kind of celly. Please.

PS – You hear? Cuban missile crisis t’s on sale now!