Would Gronk's Return Even Count If He Didn't Have A Comeback Video Featuring Him In A "BEASTTT 69" T-Shirt

Obviously, the return of Gronk is huge for the Pats. Offense can finally get back to even an iota of normalcy and adding the best tight end in football to a 5-1 team is never going to be a bad thing. I’ll let Jerry handle the technical mumbo jumbo, but let’s just agree that it’s a good thing.

And it’s good to see he hasn’t lost himself during this rehab stint. Hasn’t lost his cocky, party boy-ness that people tend to bash him for in the media. He heard that BodyARMOR wanted to film a serious video chronicling the ups and downs of injury rehab and what was his first thought? Better grab my BEASTTT 69 tshirt!

Classic Gronk. Still the same guy he was last year. And I do really believe that’s important. Ask Pedroia why he slumped his rookie year and he’ll tell you he lost his swagger and tried to be the polite guy everyone wanted him to be. That can fuck with your head, trying to live up to someone you’re not. All the media hullaballoo that he’s not serious enough didn’t get to Gronk though. He’ll be a beast in the gym all you want, but don’t you dare try and stop making him think about eating pussy while he gets a blowjob.