Two Drunk Chicks Get In A Tremendous Fight Right By The Subway... Of Course Ends With Both Of Them Falling On The Tracks

Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier! That was a legitimate train wreck to watch. I knew what was coming yet I couldn’t look away. In fact, I was hoping for it. As that girl marched down the platform I was like “Oh shit they’re gonna fight and someone is going to fall onto the tracks! YES!” Like a kid on Christmas I just wanted to fastforward to to good part so I could get my gifts. That first chick went straight back like she was playing the trust fall game with an invisible ghost (an ill-advised activity, ghosts are notoriously shifty characters). And I don’t know how she survived it but she tried to crawl back in the ring like she was a wrestler who just went over the top ropes, only to cause the other obliterated chick to head down ass over tea kettle. The whole thing was just a tremendous exercise in drunk fighting, where no one wins and everyone has a headache in the morning.

h/t Remko