Tom Brady Is The Greatest Daredevil The World Has Ever Seen

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Tommy Knievel!  Some people are probably a little worried about this. They don’t think our star quarterback should be jumping off cliffs in the offseason. But those people don’t get it. They don’t get that Tom Brady doesn’t live like you and I. He’s not happy unless he’s pushing the very boundaries of human existence. You think Tom can be happy just sitting around watching TV? Fuck no. That’s more dangerous to his health than jumping off a cliff is. Tom needs to be out there wowing people, testing his limits, living life on the edge. So am I worried? Absolutely not. In fact, I’m encouraged. Glad to see Touchdown Tom still has that fire in his belly to get out there and see just how far he can go. Ring #5 just got ordered up by #AirBrady.

 

 

PS – I am worried about him hanging out with the likes of these guys though. Shady, shady characters. The guy on the right may have actually died like 3 weeks ago.

 

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