Tom Brady Is Simply The Best
(CSN) — Sure, Tom Brady was back on the practice field, but that wasn’t the biggest news he made Thursday. This just in: Brady “makes some pretty good pancakes,” loves frozen margaritas and a women’s lips.
Those are just some of the stunning revelations made by the “hot New England Patriots quarterback,” as Women’s Health magazine calls him, in his answers to the magazines’s “5 Juicy Questions For…” feature in its upcoming September issue.
What? No long walks on the beach? Not quite. Still, when asked to describe “a killer date that you and [wife] Gisele go on?” His response:
“There’s nothing like an uninterrupted dinner at a quiet spot where the two of us can just talk.”
Here’s the full list of QB 12’s responses to Women’s Health. Apparently, it’s called “5 Juicy Questions For …”, but they got to ask Brady more than that:
Favorite dish to cook? “I make some pretty good pancakes.”
Guilty pleasure? “A frozen margarita. Oh my God.”
Favorite female body part? “Lips.”
Dream city? “The one I’m in. I just appreciate each day and where I’m at.”
What’s your opinion on women’s sports? “Women’s sports at a high level are so fun to watch. I could watch women’s softball all day. I grew up with three sisters who were an incredible athletes. When I was a kid I was the worst athlete in the family, to tell the truth.”
Describe a killer date that you and Gisele go on. “There’s nothing like an uninterrupted dinner at a quiet spot where the two of us can just talk.”
What do you think a woman looks hottest in? “Well, I prefer no clothes. Au naturel.”
What’s one thing you think every woman should know about football? “It’s not just physical. It’s very mental; it’s very emotional. There’s quite a bit of studying that goes along with actually getting out on the field and practicing.”
Fucking TB12! Only he could get away with saying his favorite guilty pleasure is “A frozen margarita, OMG” and follow that up with “I like my women naked.” Only him! That’s why he’s tom Brady. Sometimes he may act a little gay. He may throw his hands up on a water slide or dance like a fool at Carnival, but he’s always quick to remind you just how Alpha he is. Whether that’s by going out there and dominating on the gridiron or letting you know that, by power of both law and instinct, women are not allowed to wear clothes around him… he’s sure to remind you that he’s more of a man than you or I could ever dream to be.