Tiger Woods Supposedly Banging Amanda Dufner Has Pretty Much Ruined My Nantucket Vacation

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Radar – Lindsey Vonn gave Tiger Woods the ski boot after she caught him cheating with a fellow golfer’s ex-wife! The National ENQUIRER reveals in a bombshell report that Woods’ new squeeze is 27-year-old Amanda Boyd, whose marriage to struggling golfer Jason Dufner ended with a quickie divorce in April.“Even though Tiger dated Lindsey for years, he had a ‘thing’ for Amanda,” a source told The ENQUIRER. “At first, it was just innocent flirting, but earlier this year it became serious.” According to the source, Woods and Boyd have been carrying on their steamy affair for months. “Amanda is gorgeous, and she’s known as a big flirt with the other players on the PGA tour,” said another insider. “I guess her flirty ways and good looks caught Tiger’s eye.” But when Dufner found out his ex had been with Tiger, adds the source, “He was devastated!” Woods, 39, flew Boyd from her home in Alabama to Seattle for a few days in early June while he was preparing for the U.S. Open.

Oh hells no! Listen I’d heard rumors about this for weeks. Random emails from people saying I Tiger was fucking Amanda Dufner. We were also getting emails that Dustin Johnson laid pipe. Now the National Enquirer is reporting the Tiger rumors are true? This is earth shattering news. No other way to say it. I mean the National Enquirer isn’t the National Enquirer of old. They don’t report Martians landing on earth and shit. They are generally right 100% of the time with this shit. This is so fucked. I hate Tiger with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns yet I love Amanda Dufner. Just when I thought you could bury Tiger for good we find out he’s still at the top of his creep game. Like as much as I hate him and as much as his golf game is in shambles who cares if you’re smashing Amanda Dufner. It’s so wrong on so many levels it makes it that much hotter. Pisses me the fuck off. And as far as Dufner goes I don’t know what to think? Tiger? Really? Such a dirty whore move. Paints her in such a new light. She goes from the cute, sexy golfer wife I wanted to marry to somebody I need to hate fuck and she’ll probably love it. My mind is flat blown right now. Spotting onions eating dimes.

 

Fuck You Tiger.

 

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