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Thongs Are Out? Granny Panties Are In?

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NY Times - A young generation of women is discovering a new brand of sexy in the most unlikely of places: their grandmothers’ underwear drawers. “When I walk into a lingerie store, I’m always like, ‘OK, which drawer in here is for the grannies?’” Daphne Javitch, 35, said of her predilection for ample-bottomed undies. “Within millennial and Generation Y consumer groups, it’s considered cool to be wearing full-bottom underwear,” said Bernadette Kissane, an apparel analyst at the market intelligence firm Euromonitor. “Thongs have had their moment.”Data provided by the research company NPD Group back her up. Sales of thongs decreased 7 percent over the last year, while sales of fuller styles — briefs, boy shorts and high-waist briefs — have grown a collective 17 percent.

 

 

You have got to be kidding me with this. On a personal level this would never work for me; I have a hard enough time squeezing into jeans as it is so I don’t need to add another piece of fabric to get in the way. On a general level they just look terrible. I didn’t like these when Taylor Swift tried to wear them as fucking bathing suits and I haven’t warmed up to them since. Maybe that’s what gets Feitelberg going but it wouldn’t work for any other guy I know.

They also don’t seem very comfortable.They might be comfortable for a little while but once you get a wedgie then it’s game over. There is so much material that comes with granny panties that you are for sure going to feel that wedgie and it will not be pretty. When wearing a thong there’s such little material that you don’t even feel it after awhile.

All in all I am team thong forever. But to each his own, if you never want to get laid again and want to walk around with a giant wedgie feel free. I just know I will not be joining in on this movement until I have grandchildren. Side note I hate the word panties, it made me squirm just typing it.

 

 

Editors Note: Boy shorts are the truth.  Wake up Dana.