This Is How Girls Settle Shit In Russia

Well that escalated quickly.  Seriously though this is how all girls should settle disputes.  “Oh you slept with my boyfriend”.  “Oh you said I was fat”.    “Oh you said I have the Herp blah, blah, blah.” Fine.  Let’s meet in the middle of a snow field and figure this shit out.   And whatever you do don’t bring the girl in the white winter coat.  Totally useless.  Ran into a right hand and then just walked off the battle field.  No heart.

PS – This was clearly the best blow of the brawl.