This Dude Who's Missing Both Legs And An Arm And Runs* Around Pretending He's A Zombie Is Funny

If some one-arm dude came crawling towards me at an incredible rate and screaming like a banshee I would lose my fucking shit. Total freakout. I’d run headlong out of the store and never get to the bottom of the story, just tell all my friends that zombies are real because I saw one but luckily got away. Like Kramer and the Pig Man. Oh there’s no such thing as zombies? I KNOW WHAT I SAW, JERRY! IT’S GOVERNMENT TESTING!

*Runs? I don’t know. Crawls, I guess. Whatever.