This Dude Loves This Tree More Than I Love Anything
Shouldn’t guys like this be put in an insane asylum? I’m not exactly comfortable knowing he just walks the streets freely. There aren’t a ton of things that you can see about a person and immediately know they’re lunatics. The list is basically neck tattoos, shaved heads with full beards, wife beaters without a shirt on top, and tearful pleas to leave their tree friend alone. Anyone who matches any of those descriptions should be put away with the rest of the lunatics.
PS – they almost converted me at the end when “Big Yellow Taxi” started playing. Almost. But great soundtracks don’t save terrible movies.