The Tom Brady Fashion Tour De Force Continues At the Met Gala

A couple thoughts.  First of all how awesome is it to be Tom Brady?  Dude just jetting from the Derby to the Met Gala.  Like if I go to an event like the Derby that’s the highlight of my social calender for the year.  I wait for it for 365 days and then am depressed when it’s over.  Brady just hops on a plane and goes to the next biggest event in the world.   Fucking A man.  It’s great to be king.   Anyway onto the fashion.  I literally have no clue how that hair was able to produce the Faux Hawk he had 24 hours ago.  Bizarro world stuff.  Like where did it go?   Was he wearing extensions?  So weird.

As far as this tux goes it’s decent but he shot his Met Gala load too soon.   This will forever be his best outfit.

This is as good as a man can look.  That coat is lights out.   It can’t be topped.  So while he looks okay this time around it’s dogmess compared to this cobalt blue number.

PS – STOP THE FIGHT!