So here’s her Instagram video from last night
And here’s her Twitter rant
And here she is
Soooo, we’re all in agreement that we’re kind of obsessed with this chick right? I’m not saying I’d marry her and give her half of my $150 million that I got for creating ChaCha (yes, that’s what her husband, Seth Jones, did and that’s what fucking ChaCha was worth apparently). But you’re goddamn right I’ll fantasize about her on the internet. VeeVee is hot as is. She’s a solid 7.5. Add a point for fuck your dickoff crazy and she’s an 8.5. Then add a point for dirty talk (“she can be your fun mouth bucket when you’re ready to empty your load” is FILTHY talk) and she’s a 9.5. Finally, add a point for that pic of her deepthroating lightsaber dick and we’re staring down the barrel of a clean 10.5. She broke the scale. She’s the perfect mix of hot-crazy-filthy to be right up my alley.
PS – how about her husband though? When you’re married to someone like this you got to kind of pick up on some cues right? Like there’s no way she went on this rant and he thought, “Whoa! Never would have expected that from my dear, quiet VeeVee.” If you know you have a loudmouthed, crazy wife wouldn’t you be way more careful with your cheating? Not sure some strange is worth your wife getting 1000s of RTs telling the world you fucked an ugly dog.
Update: do people really now know what ChaCha was? It was how you Googled shit from your phone before smartphones. You texted ChaCha (242242) a question and it would text you back the answer. See?
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